To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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