I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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