My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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