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sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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