So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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