Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I'm really busy with my period
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