we're blogging at a bar
our cab driver is having phone sex.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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