I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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