yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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