So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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