so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i wish my penis had a tongue
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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