if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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