Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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