they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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