I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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