So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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