I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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