AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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