at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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