I love black thongs
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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