I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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