You're so nebulous sometimes
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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