dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Barsexuality is the new black.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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