It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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