u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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