Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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