Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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