How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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