Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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