I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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