yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
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We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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