her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
be right there i have to get my cape
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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