shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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