there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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