I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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