I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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