So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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