If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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