i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Randomize