Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So many bounce houses so little time
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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