haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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