true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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