Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
my being single is dangerous.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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