I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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