but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize