You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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