So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If I had your ass I would rule the world
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You can make out without kissing
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