I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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