I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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