He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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